Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says "OK, now what?"
AND THEN
A woman rushed to see her doctor, looking very much worried and all strung out. She rattles off: "Doctor, take a look at me. When I woke up this morning, I looked at myself in the mirror and saw my hair all wiry and frazzled up, my skin was all wrinkled and pasty, my eyes were bloodshot and bugging out, and I had this corpse-like look on my face! What's WRONG with me, Doctor!?"
The doctor looks her over for a couple of minutes, then calmly says: "Well, I can tell you that there ain't nothing wrong with your eyesight."
2 jokes star if ya want?
hahah *claps hands* i think the first one was voted worlds funniest in some website
i think so anyway
Reply:nice
Reply:hahahahahahahahahahahahhahaahhahahayhahh...
Reply:i liked the first more than the second but both good =)
have a star on me !
Reply:Hahahahaha!
I'll need to pass these on if that's ok!
Reply:That made me smile!
Reply:very very funny!
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