What hilarious things did you do as a little child?

Are there any things that your mother ,or some adult remembers you doing as a child, that was pretty funny? What were some of those wonderful "Child moments' that were hilarious to all of the adults...back then?





For me, one was when I was on a camping trip..and I had picked up a broken ax handle and put on a sheep skin..and went up to my mom and said "I cannot tell a lie, I chopped down the Cherry Tree!" and my mom said "who is that supposed to be?" and I replied "It's George Washington, when he was little, don't you remember that story?!!" LOL!





My mom also put me on the phone, when a newspaper boy kept crank calling her( she thinks he had a crush on her) so, I was put on the phone..and I jabbered away endlessly...and he never called her again!!! LOL!!!!


So, what about you? What have you done that was a pretty good story to tell?!?

What hilarious things did you do as a little child?
I once called Japan and talked to an old lady for threes hours. My parents thought it was cute until the bill came in....$900.
Reply:My mother broke down. So me and my grandmother went to help her out. I was four at the time. Well I stayed in the car while my grandmother gave my mothers car a jump. Well, I hit a gear and pinned my mother in between the two cars. Luckily she was not hurt!
Reply:i toke off my diaper and ran around the house naked and i was chasing my brother, trying to put my diaper on him it was funny
Reply:I havent had any stories funny like that... but my dad's told me some of his, for instance:





1. When my dad was younger he had a pet turtle. He was playing with it and a friend when the friend let the turtle go in a nearby pond. When my dad found out he was VERY mad, so he came up with a great plan: he would call his friend and pretend that he had found the turtle and to come back over, and he did that and his friend came over. My dad hid behind some bushes with a baseball bat. When his friend was walking up the walkway, when he reached the bushes my dad yelled BOO and started beating his friend up with the baseball bat!! His friend ran home crying with cuts and bruises. When the friend got home he told his parents and his parents called my dads parents and told them what happend. They agreed that my grandma would take my dad over to his house to apologize and have a talk. My dad wasnt allowed to bring the baseball bat, but he did and hid it in the backseat. When they got there his friends big brother came out all huffed and puffed acting all big and strong. My dad got the baseball bat out of the backseat and SMACKED the kids big brother RIGHT in the kneecaps. He fell down with his knees BANGING RIGHT to the ground like a rock. Of course my dad was grounded for a VERY long time!!





2. When my dad was 4 he wanted a gumball out of the machine and my grandma wouldnt give him any money. He begged and criend, yet she still wouldnt give him any money. While his mom went to get milk in the back of the store, he stayed right at the gumball machine and got so mad he stuck his hand up the opening in the machine and tried to get a gumball, but got his hand stuck in it. They tried EVERYTHING to get it out, but nothing worked. They had to call the fire department to help get it out!!





Hope you like it!
Reply:Well my mom was with one of her friends and they left me with this one kid that was mean, and he would not let me play with this big dump truck, so I grabbed it and hit him over the head with it! He never was mean to me again. And when my mom used to fix my hair really nice for school, i would come back with it all messed up, and she got a note from my teacher saying that I beat up all the boys!!!!
Reply:My birth mother ran off with another man. Eventually my Dad remarried. I got into


the back of the car, ducked down and when they were on their way for the honeymoon, I jumped up and said, "surprise!" Well, they had to turn around and


take me back to the farm. My Mom {stepmom} was the best Mom you could have.


She died several years ago and I still miss her. We were Mother and daughter,


but also friends which is rare. I use to borrow her clothes when I was a teen as


we were the same size.