I want to send a prank letter?

to some randem people for the phone book. What do you think of my first attemp? Has taken me a long time to get it right. Any good?








Dear Mr Robson ,


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Remember we want you to find the most suitable products for your condition to ensure you achieve complete hygienic protection. With modern technology and materials you can keep dry, comfortable, and enjoy an active lifestyle with no concerns. So, if you have any questions at all, please call Jill Dare on our Free phone Advice Helpline to help you choose suitable products for your needs.

I want to send a prank letter?
First thing sweetie... you have something called spellcheck. Use it!! Second thing, if your neighbors actually received such a letter with their neighbors name on the envelope, if they were decent people, they wouldn't open the letter, chances are the mail carrier would make the correction with delivery so your efforts would go without the anticipated reaction.. and finally, it really isn't that funny!! Sorry!
Reply:thats weird
Reply:Get a life
Reply:Hahah Made me laugh
Reply:dont send a letter, calling them is better cuz then a letter gives them proof (if they were to ever to find out) that someone was prank writing them and if they were to take it to the police then maybe they'd be able to link it back to u even if u dont put ur address (*hint*--fingerprints,idk) other than that it sounds good.


hope that helped tho


:)
Reply:Leave prank letter writing to the pros: Ted L. Nancy and Jerry Seinfeld. Their book, Letters from a Nut (available on Amazon.com), is the gold standard for this. Sample:





Submissions Dept.


STAR MAGAZINE


660 White Plains Road


Tarrytown, New York 10591





Dear Star Magazine:





I have a corn on my foot that resembles Shelley Fabares. How can I get my corn submitted to your magazine for inclusion? This is a standard size corn that closely resembles the "Coach" star. When I turn my foot in the light, the resemblance is uncanny. You would think Shelley Fabares is on my foot. (Can be mistaken for Ellen DeGeneres if looked at fast. But why?)





My podiatrist said he will take off this corn soon. He says it is not healthy to keep a corn on your foot that long, even if it looks like a celebrity. I'd like to let th world see it before it is removed. How can I do this? Please let me know how I can send in the picture of my corn that lookse like Shelley Fabares? Thanks.





Sincerely,





Ted L. Nancy
Reply:If it's going to get sent to a neighbour's house, with the incorrect name on it, it's federal law that it remains sealed. It's illegal to read other people's letters.





You've wasted your time. Plus there's several mistakes that make it unrealistic anyway, and it's not funny.





Forget being childish.
Reply:Thats the lamest thing I've ever heard.

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