What did your Mom always do to embarrass you?

Our Mamma would always sing Opera really loudly. Especially when we were on the phone or had company over. She honestly didn't do it on purpose. It thickened my skin and my funny bone. How about you and your dys FUN ctional upbringing?

What did your Mom always do to embarrass you?
Wipe my face with a Kleenex and her own spit. Yuk!


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Reply:My mother can still outdrink me.
Reply:being herself
Reply:she never learned to clean house, i didn't want my friends over cause it was always dirty
Reply:She was the loudest singer in church....and she'd always look at me and smile, so everyone knew I was with her...Could have been worse!!!
Reply:My mom would always tell everyone what was wrong with me like if I was at the doctor she would tell everyone in the room, "we're here because she had cramping and diahrea last night" or something like that. I'm 36 and she still does that.
Reply:Ok I am serious here, my Mom ALWAYS wore the lowest cut shirts she could find. My Mom has big boobs so they were always hanging out of her shirt. Even when my friends were around she still wore them, I used to get so embarrassed about it.
Reply:be a jerk, she likes to slap my arms just cause sometimes and it really hurts. now i just like to slap her back real hard and she's getting older and can't move as fast so i get away most of the time.
Reply:The lick her finger and wipe off your face thing, totally nasty!
Reply:my mom has never done anythin 2 embarrass me.. she was d best MOM!!!
Reply:My mom and I would be standing at the bus stop and as soon as the bus started to stop, she would lick her finger and wipe my face off. There wasn't even anything on my face.....lol
Reply:she would be kinda weird whenever im in hollister or abercrombie. she would dress like a nerd. i seriously dont know why.
Reply:The only way I can answer this is by saying what didn't she do to embarass me? She's still extremely embarassing and I'm 30.
Reply:My mom would sing and dance, or try. Wow, if only there was a mirror in front of her! But, I would never complain. I know kids that had a lot worse problems, (drinking, drugs, fighting,etc.). So, go momma go!
Reply:my mom tells to my friend and trys to act cool
Reply:Singing Barney songs. *Shivers*
Reply:If I told you everthing, you wouldn't believe me. You just have to meet her. A few on the list--singing (or trying to) and dancing--not a mom dance but a we're at the club dance. She can't out drink me--anymore--but she damn sure tries. And that's a whole nother thing....
Reply:One time she chased me out of the house with a broom in her hand.
Reply:Talking too loud and spitting while she's talking.I guess it's a ghetto thing.
Reply:We will be at the store and she'll start singing to the music that's playing. Then everyone stares. Annoying!
Reply:Checking my crotch when I tryed on new pants. It used to drive me nuts!
Reply:She calls me a Piece Of **** and tells me im not good at anything. I quit playing the Bass Guitar because of her.
Reply:You know how when you were about 10-15 years old and you would stay over night at a friends house and stay up half the night just goofing around? Well my mother would come to pick me up the next day at 9 in the morning and sit in the persons driveway just laying on the car horn until I'd come out. Most times I wouldn't even be awake yet. People would always ask "why does your mother do that?"
Reply:She couldn't embarass me I could embarass her though
Reply:mum always told every one i was her baby
Reply:Refused to wear a bra....but she did have to wear one for my graduation !!!!
Reply:ummmmmmm wear her bikini around the house

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