Thursday, July 22, 2010

Three women? lol?

THREE WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER, AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN, WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA.


SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND. THE YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND THE BEEP STOPPED.


THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY.


"THAT WAS MY PAGER," SHE SAID. I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM.


A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG. THE SECOND YOUNG WOMAN LIFTED HER PALM TO HER EAR. WHEN SHE FINISHED, SHE EXPLAINED, "THAT WAS MY MOBILE PHONE. I HAVE A MICROCHIP IN MY HAND."


THE OLDER WOMAN FELT VERY LOW TECH. NOT TO BE OUT DONE, SHE DECIDED SHE HAD TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS IMPRESSIVE.


SHE STEPPED OUT OF THE SAUNA AND WENT TO THE BATHROOM. SHE RETURNED WITH A PIECE OF TOILET PAPER HANGING FROM HER REAR END. THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS AND STARED AT HER. THE OLDER WOMAN FINALLY SAID.........


WELL, WILL YA LOOK AT THAT... I'M GETTING A FAX!!

Three women? lol?
Thats funney .Definetly funney !
Reply:lol thats great
Reply:*giggle* :)
Reply:LMAO
Reply:LMAO!!!
Reply:Oh, this is a good one! LOL!!!
Reply:lol...very funny


hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Reply:lol...that was funny
Reply:LOL! i cant stop laughing. *cough cough* ahem...HA HA HA HA HA!!!


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