THREE WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER, AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN, WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNa.?

SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND. THE YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED HER


FOREARM AND THE BEEP STOPPED. THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY.


"THAT WAS MY PAGER," SHE SAID. " I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM."








A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG. THE SECOND YOUNG WOMAN LIFTED


HER PALM OF HER HAND TO HER EAR. WHEN SHE FINISHED, SHE EXPLAINED, "THAT WAS MY MOBILE PHONE. I HAVE A MICROCHIP IN MY HAND."








THE OLDER WOMAN FELT VERY LOW TECH. NOT TO BE OUT DONE, SHE DECIDED


SHE HAD TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS IMPRESSIVE. SHE STEPPED OUT OF THE SAUNA AND WENT TO THE BATHROOM. SHE RETURNED WITH A PIECE OF TOILET PAPER HANGING FROM HER BUTT. THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS AND STARED AT HER.





THE OLDER WOMAN FINALLY SAID........."WELL, WILL YOU LOOK AT THAT...





I'M GETTING A FAX!!"

THREE WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER, AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN, WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNa.?
My grandmother would have lived that gag :-)
Reply:eeeew Ok bit of a laugh for an old one
Reply:funny
Reply:oh my god so old but still funny lol
Reply:Excellent joke....
Reply:hahaha, so funny. lol
Reply:its alright
Reply:hahahaha velly funny
Reply:ha ha.. I've never heard that one before.. that was good..
Reply:LOL.





Have a great day!
Reply:So, So old, but it still makes you smile
Reply:CUTE CUTE CUTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Reply:First time i heard it, it was a cracker
Reply:its funny :)
Reply:I'ts not funny. but for some reason it makes me laugh,
Reply:an oldie but goodie...


Reminded me of the woman who went to the doctors with a bit of lettuce sticking out of her bum. The woman asked if it was a serious condition. So the doctor looked at it and said "I'm afraid that's just the tip of the Iceberg..." .
Reply:An oldie, but it still makes me laugh
Reply:cute
Reply:Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo


thats funny
Reply:10/10 good one.





this dood's wife keeps complaining %26amp; nagging her husband for a boob enlargement as they were really small, her husband said wipe toilet paper on them!


The confused wife asks what the hell would that do?


husband replies I dont know but its working on your ar.se!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Reply:AHAHA
Reply:Gross %26amp; old. sorry.
Reply:ha ha ha, how does she get a text message?
Reply:good one lol
Reply:oldie but goodie
Reply:cute!
Reply:different version of an old gag but pretty good