Thursday, July 22, 2010

How high tec. are you ?

THREE WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER, AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN, WERE SITTING NAKED IN


A SAUNA. SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND.





THE FIRST YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND THE BEEP STOPPED.


THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY. THAT WAS MY PAGER," SHE SAID. I


HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM.





A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG. THE SECOND YOUNG WOMAN LIFTED HER


PALM TO HER EAR. WHEN SHE FINISHED, SHE EXPLAINED, "THAT WAS MY MOBILE


PHONE I HAVE A MICROCHIP IN MY HAND."





THE OLDER WOMAN FELT VERY LOW TECH. HOWEVER, NOT TO BE OUTDONE; SHE


DECIDED SHE HAD TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS IMPRESSIVE.





SHE STEPPED OUT OF THE SAUNA, WENT TO THE BATHROOM. SHE RETURNED WITH A


PIECE OF TOILET PAPER HANGING FROM HER REAR END. THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR


EYEBROWS AND STARED AT HER.





THE OLDER WOMAN FINALLY SAID.........





"WELL, WILL YOU LOOK AT THAT... I'M GETTING A FAX!!

How high tec. are you ?
thx ............ it made me smile after a tough work
Reply:u r a good soul..like u................... fax was the best part Report It

Reply:That is so stale!
Reply:ahahaha...... that's a very good one...... ahaha
Reply:will remember that if i ever get an embarasing moment from the loo :)
Reply:haha

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