I Just had to share this one with y'all!!?

THREE WOMEN -- ONE GERMAN, ONE JAPANESE AND A HILLBILLY


WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA. SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND.





THE GERMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND THE BEEPING STOPPED. THE


OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY. "THAT WAS MY PAGER," SHE SAID. I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER


THE SKIN OF MY ARM."A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG. THE JAPANESE WOMAN


LIFTED HER PALM TO HER EAR. WHEN SHE FINISHED, SHE EXPLAINED, "THAT WAS


MY MOBILE PHONE. I HAVE A MICROCHIP IN MY HAND." THE HILLBILLY WOMAN FELT DECIDEDLY LOW TECH. NOT TO BE


OUTDONE, SHE DECIDED SHE HAD TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS


IMPRESSIVE. SHE STEPPED OUT OF THE SAUNA AND WENT TO THE BATHROOM. SHE


RETURNED WITH A PIECE Of TOILET PAPER HANGING FROM HER BEHIND.





THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS AND STARED AT HER.





THE HILLBILLY WOMAN FINALLY SAID,


"WELL, WILL YOU LOOK AT THAT, I'M GETTIN' A FAX

I Just had to share this one with y'all!!?
We in my department at work all loved it. Thank you for the humor in a rather dull day!
Reply:Lame
Reply:it would sound better if she the hllbilly was a blond





it is gd any way
Reply:I HOPE IT WAS CHARMIN
Reply:too long of a joke. sorry
Reply:LOL!!! funny!!
Reply:great two points thanks!
Reply:wow good one!!
Reply:it was ok
Reply:that was one of the funniest nationality ( or wat eva u call it ) jokes iv ever heard
Reply:it was....kinda dumb, sorry.
Reply:Now that is tooooo cute !! Thanks for sharing...