The Sauna....?

three women, two younger, and one senior citizen, were sitting naked in a sauna.





suddenly there was a beeping sound. the young woman pressed her forearm


and the beep stopped. the others looked at her questioningly. "that was my pager," she said. "i have a microchip under the skin of my arm."





a few minutes later, a phone rang. the second young woman lifted her palm to her ear. when she finished, she explained, "that was my mobile phone. i have a microchip in my hand."





the older woman felt very low-tech but not to be out done, she decided she had to do something just as impressive. she stepped out of the sauna and went to the bathroom , returning to the sauna with a piece of toilet paper hanging from her rear end. the others raised their eyebrows and stared at her. the older woman finally said......"well, will you look at that...i'm getting a fax!"

The Sauna....?
LMFAO best joke i've heard in a while!
Reply:LOL I really like that one! Star for you!! :)
Reply:i like it but im never gonna take my gran to the sauna now
Reply:hahahahahaha star
Reply:AAAWWW! My God! I freaking love this one!! Its soooooooooooooooooooooo funny! Star for you Sweetie!!!
Reply:Lol, bless her! Am gunna cut and paste and circle to my friends x
Reply:hahahaha.....very funny..thanks for making my day.
Reply:lol
Reply:hahahaha...that was hilarious....very good
Reply:Ace joke,,,,,