3 women in a hot tub?

3 LADIES IN A HOT TUB





THREE WOMEN -- ONE GERMAN, ONE JAPANESE AND A HILLBILLY WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA. SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND. THE GERMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND THE BEEPING STOPPED THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY.





"THAT WAS MY PAGER," SHE SAID I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM."





A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG. THE JAPANESE WOMAN LIFTED HER PALM TO HER EAR. WHEN SHE FINISHED, SHE EXPLAINED, "THAT WAS MY MOBILE PHONE. I HAVE A MICROCHIP IN MY HAND."





THE HILLBILLY WOMAN FELT DECIDEDLY LOW TECH. NOT TO BE OUTDONE, SHE DECIDED SHE HAD TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS IMPRESSIVE. SHE STEPPED OUT OF THE SAUNA AND WENT TO THE BATHROOM. SHE RETURNED WITH A PIECE Of TOILET PAPER HANGING FROM HER BEHIND. THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS AND STARED AT HER.





THE HILLBILLY WOMAN FINALLY SAID,





"WELL, WILL YOU LOOK AT THAT, I'M GETTIN' A FAX."

3 women in a hot tub?
good one





The officer shouted orders to a nearby soldier. With considerable bravery, the GI ran directly onto the field of battle, in the line of fire, to retrieve a dispatch case from a dead soldier. In a hail of bullets, he dove back to safety. "Private," the officer said, "I'm recommending you for a medal. You risked your life to save the locations of our secret warehouses."





"Warehouses!?" the private shouted. "I thought you said whorehouses!"
Reply:good one
Reply:that's funny right there!
Reply:hmm......
Reply:good ya. 10/10 and a clap too.
Reply:That's a good un but it always helps to be told; vocal insinuations and facial expressions!





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Reply:lol cute check ya later ♥
Reply:lol lol lol that was a dam good joke my friend
Reply:so!! did you ansswer your fax
Reply:THAT WAS FUNNY
Reply:Nice!!!
Reply:LOL...........VERY FUNNY!!!!!!!
Reply:so funny n intelligent . it really made me laugh a lot