I'm Gettin A Fax?

Just heard this one today:





Three women, two are younger, and one is a senior citizen, were sitting in a sauna. Suddenly there was a beeping sound.


The young woman pressed her forearm and the beep stopped. The others looked at her questioningly. "That was my pager", she said, "I have a microhip under the skin of my arm.





A few minutes later a phone rang. The second young woman lifted her palm to her hear. When she finished, she explained, "that was my mobile phone, I have a microchip in my hand."





The older woman felt very low tech. Not to be out done, she decided she had to do something just as impressive. She stepped out of the sauna and went to the bathroom. She returned with a piece of toilet paper hanging from her bottom.





The others raised their eyebrows and stared at her.





The older woman finally said, "well will you look at that, I'm getting a FAX".

I'm Gettin A Fax?
Every time I get a faxs like that, the ink is always smeard!
Reply:Damn, that's funny!
Reply:Thanks for the laugh I needed that after the day I've had. Thanks!!!
Reply:very funny continued man receives fax so whats it say Sh*t
Reply:funny
Reply:GROSS! HA HA HA! THANKS FOR THE LAUGH!
Reply:Haha!
Reply:ROFL
Reply:lol hilarious!
Reply:cute!