Saturday, July 24, 2010

The Technology of the Wazoo (Old but Funny)?

Three women, a German, a Japanese, and an American hillbilly were sitting in


a sauna. Suddenly there was a beeping sound; the German pressed her forearm,


and the beep stopped. "That was my pager," she said, "I have a microchip


under the skin of my arm."





A few minutes later, a phone rang, and the Japanese lifted her palm to her


ear. "That was my mobile phone," she explained, "I have a microchip in my


hand."





The hillbilly felt decidedly low-tech. Not to be outdone, however, she


decided she had to do something equally impressive.


She stepped out of the sauna and went into the bathroom, returning with a


long string of toilet paper hanging from her behind.


"Will you just look at that!" she exclaimed, "I'm getting a fax."

The Technology of the Wazoo (Old but Funny)?
Hahahaha How does he replace the roll?
Reply:oldie but a goodie nice one
Reply:LOL


FUNNY
Reply:lol never heard of it but i wish i did lol so funny
Reply:Ha ha ha another good one!


brilliant!
Reply:very good keep them coming
Reply:Sooooo dam* funny.


Where do you find 'em?


Keep 'em coming


Thnax
Reply:hehehehe!!! good one lol.
Reply:star award jim
Reply:That is an oldie but goodie!! lol ♥
Reply:Roflmaoawesome! loved it!


thx for the hardy laugh


star 10/10
Reply:very funny thanks
Reply:ha ha ha funny


thanks for a laugh
Reply:hahahahah! great stuff!!!


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