Just for women????????

THERE WERE 3 WOMEN SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA. ONE


GERMAN, ONE JAPANESE


AND A FILIPINA.


SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND. THE GERMAN PRESSED


HER FOREARM AND


THE BEEP STOPPED. THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER


QUESTIONINGLY. "THAT WAS MY


PAGER, SHE SAID. I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF


MY ARM."


A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG. THE JAPANESE LIFTED


HER PALM TO HER


EAR. WHEN SHE FINISHED, SHE EXPLAINED, "THAT WAS MY


MOBILE PHONE. I HAVE


A MICROCHIP IN MY HAND."


THE FILIPINA FELT DECIDEDLY LOW TECH AND NOT TO BE


OUTDONE, SHE DECIDED


SHE HAD TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS IMPRESSIVE. SHE


STEPPED OUT OF THE SAUNA


AND WENT TO THE BATHROOM. SHE RETURNED WITH A PIECE OF


TOILET PAPER


HANGING FROM HER ***.


THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS AND STARED AT HER.


THE FILIPINA SAID,


"WELL, WILL YOU LOOK AT THAT? I'M GETTING A FAX."

Just for women????????
HAHAHA. Poor Filipina she was feeling left out.
Reply:Good one!
Reply:haha thats funny :-)
Reply:Very Good!
Reply:lol!!! thanks for the laugh.
Reply:Funny! 100!
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