Man dies but how?

Two guys meet up in a bar. The first one asks, “Did your hear the news - Mike is dead??!!!”





“Woah, what the hell happened to him?”





“Well he was on his way over to my house the other day and when he arrived outside the house he didn’t brake properly and boom - He hit the curb, the car flipped over and he crashed through the sunroof - Went flying through the air and smashed through my upstairs bedroom window.”





“What a horrible way to die!”





“No no, he survived that, that didn’t kill him at all. So, he’s landed in my upstairs bedroom and he’s all covered in broken glass on the floor. Then, he spots the big old antique wardrobe we have in the room and reaches up for the handle to try to pull himself up. He’s just dragging himself up when bang, this massive wardrobe comes crashing down on top of him, crushing him and breaking most of his bones.”





“What a way to go, that’s terrible!”





“No no, that didn’t kill him he survived that. He managed to get the wardrobe off him and crawls out onto the landing, he tries to pull himself up on the banister but under his weight, the banister breaks and he goes falling down on to the first floor. In mid air, all the broken banister poles spin and fall on him, pinning him to the floor, sticking right through him.”





“Now that is the most unfortunate way to go!”





“No no, that didn’t kill him, he even survived that. So he’s on the downstairs landing, just beside the kitchen. He crawls in to the kitchen, tries to pull himself up on the stove, but reached for a big pot of boiling hot water, whoosh, the whole thing came down on him and burned most of his skin off him.”





“Man, what a way to go!”





“No no, he survived that, he survived that! He’s lying on the ground, covered in boiling water and he spots the phone and tries to pull himself up, to call for help, but instead he grabs the light switch and pulls the whole thing off the wall and the water and electricity didn’t mix and so he got electrocuted, wallop, 10,000 volts shot through him.”





“Now that is one awful way to go!”





“No no, he survived that…”





“Hold on now, just how the hell did he die?”





“I shot him!”

Man dies but how?
funny.... get a 10/10 and a star!
Reply:why did he shoot him?
Reply:hahaha
Reply:"man, what a way to go!" crazy joke but I didnt think it was all that funny....how long did it take to type all that up?!
Reply:i woulda shot him too, wrecked my house and wasted my money
Reply:AHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAH sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo... funny!!!!!250 out of 10!!
Reply:its funny but dumb at the same time
Reply:lol 8/10
Reply:someone posted that just a little while ago.... but it's still pretty funny 8%26gt;P
Reply:Good joke..
Reply:Sweet Pea, this is a great joke. Just long than a mothafucker. I think if this dude survived all of that, then you SHOULD shot him for his own good because he doesn't know how to stay down. Man just lay there and wait for help. Geez!!! Then I'm surprised that when you shot him, that he didn't get back up and walk from that. I mean c'mon!!! This dude sounds like Rasputin or TuPac or that Will Ferrell character in the first Austin Powers movie. Love the joke!!! Holla ata playa playa!!! One!!!
Reply:a good old shaggy dog story